I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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