Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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