her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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