This girl is more easily done than said...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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