I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I think my fart just growled at me.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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