I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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