Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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