Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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