i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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