and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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