brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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