Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Boobs are out for the taking
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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