I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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