I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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