the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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