when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
they call him Oral-B. enough said
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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