Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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