I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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