So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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