Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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