Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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