whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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