dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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