Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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