Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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