I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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