Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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