you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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