remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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