How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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