Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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