Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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