just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
This is my gift to your gina
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
