My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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