Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
And then my night got REAL pukey
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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