I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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