garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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