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That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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