Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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