just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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