What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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