Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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