i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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