I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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