what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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