Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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