I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
