no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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