his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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