I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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