I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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