seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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