hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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