this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
